reasonsmysoniscrying:

4yo: “I thought I saw a man with no pants and no underpants on, but it was just a horse.”

allhailtherenegades:

"so she’s gay now?"

yeah she turned it all the paperwork last week and her acceptance letter came this morning, it was all pretty sudden

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dduane:

themaidjanecrocker:

tf2-fandomstuck:

devious-vixxen:

thegirlsukino:

dlgr:

kameromez:

Brownie in a mug

eating it now. so good,

Marcie this is positively sinful! So good and cheap and fast! thank you for reblogging it!

Never not reflagging

ITS IN THE MICROWAVE AS WE SPEAK 

GLORIOUS WITCHCRAFT

Reblogging because this is one of my favorite desserts. (Officially it’s a steamed pudding in the British sense of the word, but there’s no point in getting too hung up in nomenclature.)

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doppelgender:

the saddest part of The Fault In Our Stars was definitely when Augustus fell into the chocolate river and got sucked up into the tube thing

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feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts 

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staff:

warning: we have detected maximum levels of Shit Posts on tumblr dot com. if you’re seeing this post your blog has been scheduled for deletion

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