officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

people who buy pitchforks:

  1. farmers
  2. 30% of everyone in a mob

cant forget giants who eat giant salads

3. giant vegetarians

ifistayofficial:

Today, live for love. See Chloë Grace Moretz and Jamie Blackley in IF I STAY! Get tickets now.

bombing:

rangedrelic:

bombing:

i don’t care if you think it’s “improper first date attire” this suit of armor is enchanted and i’m wearing it

*enchanted

thanks for catching that typo. can’t believe i missed it

(via superwholocked-4-life)

clarabunny:

my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation

clarabunny:

my friend found this on the inside of her juice cap we’d both like an explanation

(via tupacabra)

w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)

(via wingsblockingoutthesun)

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

(via wingsblockingoutthesun)

aladone:

my gravestone will say “oMFg i DiEd”

(via inbalanced)

snazziest:

lady gaga commanding her gays

snazziest:

lady gaga commanding her gays

(via ruinedchildhood)

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